74 Reasons to Grill Your Salad
1. It tastes good.
2. It tastes, like, really good.
3. It’s summer, so that’s a reason.
4. Bon Appetit’s editor said to do it. Bon Appetit is like Oprah. If they say to do it, you should do it.
5. Vegetables are good! Fire is good! Put them together, even better!
6. Salads are good! Grills are good! Put them together, even better!
7. How many do I have left? Oh, for fuck’s sake.
8. You can do all kinds of salads on the grill. Like this sexy lady. Steak and grilled scallions and beets and stuff. A real show stopper. Frankly, I ate most of this myself.
Wut.
9. And this one, with my funky fresh friend anchovy paste. Cause funk is good! Salt is good! Put them together, even better!
Uptown funk you up no that was stupid pretend I didn’t say that.
10. And this salad that I made up with fresh seasonal veggies and eat alongside the world’s largest burger. (If only someone had seen me unhinge my jaw to eat it like the true basilisk that I am.)
Salad and burger, a match made in heaven.
I also took a picture of it on the grill. I left my shadow in there so you knew i was really taking the picture.
11. Ok, that had to be about 70 reasons.
12. Wow. Not there yet? I guess I’ll keep going.
13. It’s this list satire funny yet?
14. What about now?
15. Or now?
16. I love running a joke into the ground til it’s so unfunny that it becomes funny again.
17. Probably isn’t funny again yet.
18. Probably not yet either.
19. The thing is, I’m tired of all the clickbait out there. And I’m tired of the things that pass as journalism. Without perspective or POV or writing style. Or humor.
20. ….it’s a little funny now though, right?
21. The long and the short of it is, the grill adds a different dimension to your veg. Sweetness in corn is amplified tenfold. It adds smoke to everything, but somehow more to asparagus. It adds char. It adds heat and warmth. Suddenly, you have new temperatures to play with as well as textures in your salad.
22. So don’t be afraid to mix it up. You will undoubtably find something excited.
23-73. More grilled salad recipes
74. Eh? Sort of funny?
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Grilled Steak Salad with Beets from Bon Appetit
Aioli:
- ½ cup beef or chicken stock or low-sodium chicken broth
- 1 large egg yolk*
- 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
- ½ cup vegetable oil
- 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
- 1 small garlic clove, finely grated
- Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
Salad:
- 1 pound tri-tip, New York strip, or skirt steak
- 1 garlic clove, halved
- 4 tablespoons olive oil, divided
- Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
- 1 bunch scallions or ramps
- 1 bunch spicy greens (such as arugula or mizuna)
- 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
- 3 beets, peeled, thinly sliced
- 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
Meanwhile, toss scallions on another baking sheet with 1 Tbsp. oil; season with salt and pepper. Grill, turning often, until tender, about 4 minutes. Transfer to rack with beef and keep warm in oven.
Arrange greens on a platter; season with salt and pepper. Drizzle with lemon juice and 1 Tbsp. oil. Toss beets in a bowl with vinegar and remaining 1 Tbsp. oil; season with salt and pepper. Arrange over greens. Slice steak ½” thick; top greens with scallions and meat. Pour any juices over; season with salt. Serve with aioli.
*Raw egg is not recommended for the elderly, pregnant women, children under 4, and people with weakened immune systems.
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Grilled Romaine Salad from FoodNetwork
- 2 heads romaine lettuce
- Extra-virgin olive oil
- Citrus Caesar Vinaigrette, recipe follows
- Parmigiano-Reggiano
Citrus Caesar Vinaigrette:
- 1 clove garlic, minced
- 1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
- 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice (from 1 to 2 lemons)
- 2 tablespoons anchovy paste | I used anchovy filets minced.
- 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar
- 2/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil
Directions
Preheat a grill to medium-high.
Rinse and pat dry the lettuce. Cut the 2 heads in half lengthwise. Brush surface with olive oil and grill about 4 to 5 minutes total, turning occasionally. Place each wedge on a salad plate and drizzle with Citrus Caesar Vinaigrette or your favorite Caesar dressing. With a vegetable peeler, shave some pieces from a wedge of Reggiano-Parmigiano over each salad and serve.
Citrus Caesar Vinaigrette:
Place all ingredients in a pint jar with a lid. Secure the lid, then shake to blend. Store, covered, in the refrigerator for up to a week.
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Grilled Corn, Asparagi & Cherry Tomato Salad
- 2 ears of corn
- 1 bunch of asparagus
- Cherry Tomatoes on the vine
- 1/2 vidalia onion, diced
- Olive oil
- Red Wine Vinegar
- Salt
- Pepper
Rub corn, asparagus, and cherry tomatoes with olive oil. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Char on the grill to your desired charification. 6-7 minutes for the corn and asparagus. 3-4 minutes for the tomatoes, until they burst. Toss with the diced onion, drizzle with olive oil, red wine vinegar, salt and pepper to taste. Eat it up.
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