Alright. I think I’ve got a plan here.
Here’s the menu, after a few handy dandy white out tape deletions.
Yes, that is a picture of me behind the menu. Yes, it is from college. Yes, I did look thinner. No, I would have used a word MUCH stronger than asshole.
The hardcore cooking starts tomorrow. Right after Thanksgiving church. Y’all didn’t know about Thanksgiving church? Guess I won’t need to save you a seat at the fried chicken and bacon picnic in heaven.
Will keep you posted. And will certainly write up my successes and failures.
Happy Thanksgiving, fake food friends. I’m thankful for you. Now, go fight with your family! Lord knows I will!