my fake food blog

One of the most common complaints I get about my blog is that I don’t feature enough recipes for the children.*

*This is false. The most common complaint is: wait, you have a blog? Really?

Well, I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Two of my friend Jen’s kids were at the office the other day. Kate and Bennett are really fun kids and you’re guaranteed some laughs when you talk to them.

Bennett’s Awesome Drink. Photo bomb by Kate.

Bennett was walking around with this drink, this pink concoction, so I asked him what it was. He said, “Write this down.”

Without further ado, I give you: Bennett’s Awesome Drink.

Bennett’s Awesome Drink

Ingredients

• Cup of water
• Spoon
• Clementine juice
• M&Ms
• Sweet Tarts
• Nerds, Pink only
• Milky Way
• Twizzlers
• 5 Fireballs, specifically from the Media department

Mix to combine. Color should be shockingly pink. Drink by the spoonful.

It’s really, really awesome.

Now, some of my haters (Evan) will say that I can’t blog this recipe since I didn’t taste it. But, I did smell it. It is is a drink that we boring “grown ups” just wouldn’t understand. And therefore, could not appreciate.

If you’re as awesome as Bennett (or Kate), give Bennett’s Awesome Drink a try.

But if you’re like me, you’re nowhere near awesome enough.

Sigh.