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http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2017/01/04/a-procrastinators-guide-new-years-resolutions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fullsizerender-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fullsizerender-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fullsizerender-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fullsizerender-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tom-selleck-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom-selleck-beach</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-09T00:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/11/20/thanksgiving-2016-im-unprepared/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tumblr_lv1t6ilklk1qzn70jo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lv1t6ilklk1qzn70jo1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-20T16:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/08/12/summer-dessert-peach-tart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_0786.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0786</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_0788.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0788</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7c6103215dccbba79273a01bc65c035c_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7c6103215dccbba79273a01bc65c035c_original</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-12T15:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/07/27/fake-politics-eat-like-a-republicandemocrat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>960</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-28T00:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/04/08/hear-your-heroes-a-conversation-with-ina-garten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/anigif_enhanced-22410-1415042094-8.gif</image:loc><image:title>anigif_enhanced-22410-1415042094-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/img_9175.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9175</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-08T17:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/04/06/boredom-pistachio-coconut-cream-pie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fullsizerender-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (4)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T21:00:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/03/31/grocery-games-the-original-soupman-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_9134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9134</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_9133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9133</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ht_peeps_milk_01_jef_150305_4x3_608.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HT_peeps_milk_01_jef_150305_4x3_608</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/celeste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Celeste</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-31T17:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2016/02/22/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_7983-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7983 (2)</image:title><image:caption>After. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_7982.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7982</image:title><image:caption>Before...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_8334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8334</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Flavor Town, bishes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_7988.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7988</image:title><image:caption>OK, for real before a bite. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_7978.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7978</image:title><image:caption>AND FOR REAL REACTION.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-22T15:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/12/14/breakfast-texas-beach-bloody-mary-mix-whole-grain-soda-bread/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bread</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bloody-set-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Set Up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/celeryfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Celeryfie</image:title><image:caption>Mind the celery.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/baked-potato.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baked Potato</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T01:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/11/22/thanksgiving-prep-procrastination-station/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-22T23:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/11/05/a-letter-to-taylor-no-fail-soup-recipes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_7877.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7877</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wee-connor-veg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lover of Veg</image:title><image:caption>Wee Connor loves vegetables and hates bananas. I love Wee Connor. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wee-connor-pho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wee Connor Pho</image:title><image:caption>Look at his delight at the pho. This boy loves soup!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/taylor-and-wee-connor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor and Wee Connor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T17:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/09/24/2nd-day-of-fall-pumpkin-spice-bs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_7199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7199</image:title><image:caption>Eh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_7250.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7250</image:title><image:caption>If it looks like hand soap, it has to be ultra concentrated dish liquid. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_7227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7227</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, Myrt. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_7204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7204</image:title><image:caption>Why. Just why. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_7202.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7202</image:title><image:caption>GREAT lighting, she says sarcastically. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fullsizerender-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (2)</image:title><image:caption>PSBS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pumpkinjifwhips-02.png</image:loc><image:title>pumpkinjifwhips-02</image:title><image:caption>From JunkFoodGuy.com. Apparently. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-24T20:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/07/01/sunday-supper-the-dog-and-pig-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6104.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Basil Gimlet. Plus, my red Toms! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fullsizerender-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Build Your Own Ramen. Sweet and Spicy and just lovely. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Roast Duck and Scallop spring roll with spicy pickled cucumbers. I did not have the scallop because I am allergic, but I'm sure it would've been great.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fullsizerender-3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Bruleed peach with white chocolate wasabi cream and molasses crumble</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-07T06:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/06/24/sick-day-lipton-noodle-soup-secrets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender-12.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>What secrets lie within this pouch, Soup?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-24-at-2-01-57-pm.png</image:loc><image:caption>From soupsecrets.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-24-at-3-56-37-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-24 at 3.56.37 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T20:32:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/06/16/podcast-roundup-gringo-bandito-hot-sauce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>To a crisp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title><image:caption>Yeah. That's him on the bottle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-16T18:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/06/10/broad-appetit-the-good-the-bad-the-garbaje/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1075733_924456624423_628888279_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1075733_924456624423_628888279_n</image:title><image:caption>Evan Pease is the best. But he's dumb. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/11425843_10102560244087376_4680856792428371165_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11425843_10102560244087376_4680856792428371165_n</image:title><image:caption>Meet Drunk Sandwich. Coming to Instagram or Myspace or a blog near you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5723.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5723</image:title><image:caption>Damn it, Evan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5722.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5722</image:title><image:caption>Ok, I get it. It's better than what I got. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5720</image:title><image:caption>Shoulda been called water salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5718.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5718</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5715</image:title><image:caption>It had cornbread. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5714.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5714</image:title><image:caption>Cold ramen salad. My heart was cold eating it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5710.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5710</image:title><image:caption>The cure for all hangovers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>I kept my shadow in the picture so you knew who took the picture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-10T20:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/06/02/paloma-my-god-steak-tacos-palomas-crunch-dynasty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5117</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5103.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>If Chris Pratt were a condiment, he would be Crunch Dynasty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5095.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5095</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5084</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Taco bar is the best bar after alcohol bar. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T21:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/04/23/take-your-children-to-work-day-chicken-tinga-tacos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-28T20:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/02/god-bless-america-pimento-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>My Endless Love</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-28T20:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/27/not-clickbait-74-reasons-to-grill-your-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4938.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Wut. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>Uptown funk you up no that was stupid pretend I didn't do that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (2)</image:title><image:caption>Salad and burger, a match made in heaven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-28T16:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/22/an-open-letter-dear-awkward-delivery-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/asian-delivery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asian-delivery</image:title><image:caption>via TheImpersonals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-22T13:54:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/20/breaktheist-yogurt-taste-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4845.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Seriously, no one says that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4808.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>It was really hard to keep the yogurts from rolling away. #realtalk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4850.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>What. Is. This. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-20T15:22:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/15/brinner-and-jokes-baked-eggs-with-spinach-and-leeks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>Oh dang.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-15T20:20:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/13/mid-week-malaise-fried-oreos-and-rose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender copy</image:title><image:caption>I love you, brunch. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>PIe dios mio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4820.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4820</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4825.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>A match made in heaven</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>ART</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T22:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/07/brand-new-man-the-hamburglar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-07-at-2-08-43-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-05-07 at 2.08.43 PM</image:title><image:caption>Robble Robble indeed. Via Mashable</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/joe-manganiello-f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe-Manganiello-f</image:title><image:caption>Incorrect.
via TheHollywoodBillboard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Imgres</image:title><image:caption>Correct</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T07:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/06/on-life-and-death-josh-osersky/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-07T01:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/05/05/a-treatise-how-to-make-the-perfect-cheese-plate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Cheese, please. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-06T03:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/04/28/cookie-snobbery-momofuku-milkbar-cookie-mixes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender-3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Christina Tosi, you sexy bitch. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender (1)</image:title><image:caption>Mix it up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Compost Cookie, a tableau</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-28T16:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/04/14/food-vertisment-sargento-commercials-make-me-swiss-cidal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>#RealCheesePeople</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-14T17:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/04/01/freezer-food-for-when-life-is-a-dick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/med10437_0309_0pas012a_vert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>med10437_0309_0pas012a_vert</image:title><image:caption>via marthastewart.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fn_ina-garten-parkers-beef-stew_s4x3-jpg-rend-sni12col-landscape.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>via FoodNetwork.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T22:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/02/11/fried-chicken-a-valentines-gift-to-myself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/enhanced-5640-1391151238-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Only the best day of the year! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/4b9c51d1ced8d4e9_tumblr_lzcueffjil1ro0cbpo2_500-xxxlarge.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Happy Galentine's Day! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-11T15:24:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/01/23/dangerous-chocolate-firecracker-bar-from-chuao-chocolatier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/firecracker-_master__1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Firecracker Chocolate via chuaochocolatier.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/katy-perry-whip-cream-o.gif</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T16:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/01/20/new-year-new-meat-spam-and-kimchi-fried-rice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/enhanced-26950-1419973755-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I feel like we could be friends. 
via Buzzfeed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mv5bmtqxmzkxnjqxmv5bml5banbnxkftztcwodmznzq2mq-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMTQxMzkxNjQxMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODMzNzQ2MQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/daletaldenewyorktastehostednewyork3trlgntcmlkl.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/58282123.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>via memegenerator.net (obviously)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T20:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/01/16/sadvertising-baskin-robbins-best-food-ad-of-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mcdonalds-art-final-hed-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcdonalds-art-final-hed-2014</image:title><image:caption>via Adweek</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T11:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/01/14/pointcounterpoint-cadbury-creme-eggs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creme-egg-640-20140207092733751.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>via MarketingMagazine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/brachs-christmas-tree-nougats-candy-125270.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>via CandyWarehouse (obviously again)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jellybellypile.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>via Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/brachs-assorted-jelly-beans-candy-125288.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>via Candywarehouse. Obviously. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Via thesinglepartyofone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/marshmallow-peep.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Via sodahead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mc-pumkins.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Via thecandylandstore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Via wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10881565_10100257626566163_7886855599966634207_n.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Bethany &amp; Borthany</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T02:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/01/08/new-year-new-you-fake-cleanse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/breakfast-hash-browns-bacon-fried-egg-toast-orange-juice-colin-and-linda-mckie.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Thanks, fineartamerica, for this cheesy breakfast picture. (Actual cheese not pictured.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-08T18:52:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2015/01/04/welcome-2015-new-years-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_6592.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3274.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Better than the original because you don't have to go into a Red Lobster to eat them!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dat barbecue, tho.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3343</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/4117pyf1ral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4117PYF1RAL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T16:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/12/27/nearly-birthday-musings-foods-you-should-learn-in-your-20s/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-02T18:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/12/10/talking-with-my-mouth-full-reading-gail-simmons-book/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-10T17:51:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/11/19/thanksgiving-again-my-menu-for-2015/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T16:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/11/11/bits-and-bobs-my-first-month-in-rva/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-12T01:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/10/22/richmond-restaurant-wars-graffiato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Casonsei WHAT?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T13:40:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/09/29/saying-goodbye-to-winston-one-bite-at-a-time/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-30T22:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/09/10/a-cure-for-ebola-chocolate-chip-cookies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The Scoop Method</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T15:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/08/22/for-the-kids-bennetts-awesome-drink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-24.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>It's really, really awesome. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-14.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Bennett's Awesome Drink. Photo bomb by Kate. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-22T18:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/08/14/betcha-cant-eat-just-one-lays-do-us-a-flavor-taste-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-31.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Spoiler Alert: I can't spell cappuccino and I'm a huge nerd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-13.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Chip Tasting with a PBR palate cleanser</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T21:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/08/12/challenge-accepted-lays-do-us-a-flavor-tasting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The New Class</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wine-tasting-scorecard.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Pinky out. (via myexceltemplates.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T15:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/08/11/summer-salad-that-isnt-pizza-vietnamese-rice-noodle-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-22.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Read to Go [sic]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>In the nude</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T14:22:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/08/07/facebook-pie-atlantic-beach-pie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Second piece. I ain't ashamed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Pre-Whipped Cream. Or, Pre-Perfection.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-07T21:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/08/03/peaseparty-learning-to-spell-niagara/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_6770.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>Me, Sarah &amp; Jordan with the Bride and Groom!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I want more now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Peg games!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>A wonder of the world, says the welcome sign. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Cutest popcorn ever</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-03T22:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/30/a-good-pie-dea-paprika-peach-pie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo12.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Paprika Peach Pie, Y'all</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-30T15:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/28/grocery-shopping-french-mindset-in-north-carolina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo11.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I sure looked weird taking this picture in Whole Foods. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T15:22:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/25/christmas-in-july-lechon-puerto-rican-pork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>It's just easier. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Oh...dang.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Meal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Anna Documenting The Meal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merry Christmas! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/200.gif</image:loc><image:title>via Giphy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T19:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/20/my-writing-process-a-thesis-on-blogs-pantlessness/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-22T00:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/07/its-a-good-thing-marthas-cherry-clafouti/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Oh dang.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I didn't do it, officer. I swear. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/628x471.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Doesn't it just look like she hit someone with that rolling pin? | via seattlepi.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-07T19:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/07/01/answering-fan-mail-bean-and-chicken-sausage-stew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>#SOUPCLUB</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-2.png</image:loc><image:caption>via Real Simple No Time to Cook app (Duh)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T14:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/06/23/scrumtrilescent-weeknight-dinner-braised-moroccan-chicken-and-olives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_lwizcpfo3q1qjrs4wo1_250.gif</image:loc><image:caption>#rickroll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Braised Moroccan Chicken and Olives. Yum.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-23T15:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/06/17/book-club-literary-snacks-for-ladies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Oh dang.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-17T21:50:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/06/09/risky-biscuits-new-york-citys-finest-biscuits-empire-biscuit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>This is why I'm hot. And by hot, I mean fat. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T16:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/06/06/chef-a-movie-about-food-so-it-is-on-this-blog-also-its-great/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/14114040102_c4c092f99c.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Artsy shot of Jon Favreau and Roy Choi via Huffington Post. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T15:04:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/05/21/tortilla-espanola-simple-spanish-non-slutty-eggy-goodness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Tortilla bella.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>You did it. You are the champion! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Cover that shit up. Don't slide, just flip. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Edges are done. Time to flip. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-22T16:58:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/05/06/haters-gonna-hate-taco-bell-breakfast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Mornings will never be the same, so they CLAIM. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hgh1.gif</image:loc><image:caption>via AnimatedMeme.Blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-06T21:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/05/06/the-bao-sers-castle-burger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/baoserscastle_hires4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 1278</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-06T20:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/04/19/change-your-life-weave-your-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Heaven must be missing an angel. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fjbrml2.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Womp womp. | Via Imgur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/rosemarys-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rosemarys-baby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-19T14:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/03/17/lovers-boat-for-2-for-3-my-top-10-restaurants-in-winston-salem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/evan-and-breadzzas.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Evan, Breadzzas and some Duck Fat Fries</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-porch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Porch</image:title><image:caption>Don't think. Just order. Green chili cheese fries. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mizu.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>We're on a boat!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mission.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mission</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/millenium-artisan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Millenium Artisan</image:title><image:caption>The taste from Battledish. Can't wait to go back for more. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T19:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/01/29/disappointment-thy-name-is-oikos-super-bowl-blah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cut-it-out-o.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Cut It Out</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T02:26:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/01/17/winston-salems-new-favorite-pizza-place-mission-pizza-napoletana-opens-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9199.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Tiramisu to share. Or not. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9197.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Soppressata Pizza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9198.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Don't think, just eat this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9196.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>They've got the beets. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T16:27:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/01/13/split-pea-soup-the-creamiest-hammiest-splitiest-pea-iest-soup-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9021.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Ahhh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9019.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Hambone Burnett. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T15:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/01/10/a-christmas-tradition-carrot-cake-and-chuck-hughes-sigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_8938.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8938</image:title><image:caption>Cake!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_8910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8910</image:title><image:caption>He brought me a backhoe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_mwyqh5tjmd1sud23vo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Why must we all speak like children?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T17:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2014/01/06/happy-new-year-predictably-rang-it-in-with-ham/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_8996.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Honey-Bourbon Glazed Ham</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9053.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>New Year's Easssssy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T16:53:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/12/23/jam-thumbprint-cookies-or-as-we-like-to-call-them-jam-thumpers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>SEE. I told you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Jam Thumbprints, Jam Thumpers. Potato, Pa-tah-to.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T15:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/12/18/holidaycelebrate-margaritas-would-be-so-nice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_8699.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8699</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_8696.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Southern Samosas and Nut Mix, y'all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_8694.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red Snapper Ceviche</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/post-28945-home-alone-gif-im-eating-junk-98ch.gif</image:loc><image:title>Junk and rubbish. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ehm.gif</image:loc><image:title>YIKES</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T14:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/12/02/blame-canadathat-my-pants-dont-fit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_8481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I still dream about this ravioli...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_84271.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_8427.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Miniature Oyster Poor Boys</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T03:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/11/29/this-thanksgiving-well-never-go-hungry-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8592.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Just like the pilgrims ate. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8584.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>And by ruined, I think he meant PERFECT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T16:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/11/18/mid-week-weekend-southern-food-and-a-southern-boy-jt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8339.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Catfish. Not just for dinner anymore!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8338</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8326.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>JT. In the FLESH. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1454984_977627764033_599514939_n.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Mike was on his suit and tie. Danielle was just hot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8307.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Yes, I took this picture in the fancy bathroom at the hotel. What of it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8298.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Lady Date!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_8294.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>OH DANG.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T00:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/11/09/small-batch-grand-opening-yes-i-did-do-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1383910_223455374497817_567064008_n.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Opening Line UP</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-09T18:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/11/05/ooh-heaven-is-a-place-on-earth-publix/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/publix.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Publix!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T17:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/10/24/vindication-brown-butter-blondies-revisited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Brown. Butter. Blondies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T21:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/10/11/rah-rah-ardmore-rah-10k-5k-or-fun-run-for-hunger-october-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tumblr_llzyceb1ma1qzfkeao1_500.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Hermione always knows. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T02:33:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/10/09/my-one-year-blog-aversary-was-3-days-ago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ice-t-and-coco-vibe-vixen.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>Nothing fake here.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T02:40:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/10/02/appeteasers-roasted-fennel-and-white-bean-dip-and-french-onion-tart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bad-news.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>It's not top scallop. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_7755.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Roasted Fennel and White Bean Dip</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_7734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7734</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_7753.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>French Onion Tart</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T12:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/09/23/the-grossest-food-typo-moms-meatload-err-meatloaf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/whole-shebang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whole Shebang</image:title><image:caption>Great Meatloaf, Mediocre Everything Else</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/meat-mush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meat Mush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/meatloaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meatloaf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/done.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Done</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T03:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/08/28/i-wasnt-ignoring-you-i-swear-my-new-food-obsesession/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/a_ec82cceaaqdkd.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/280px-alton_brown_oscars_trash_can.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>He looks a bit of a Grouch there, really. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_m8rlhqmcre1qm5gfbo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>Can't Touch This</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-21T03:26:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/08/11/summer-salad-for-the-almost-end-of-summer-almost-no-cook-black-bean-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Black Bean Salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mjan38hlby1s1049vo1_500.png</image:loc><image:caption>"I'm so sad about being jilted. And also the tomatoes."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24909-1375893653-261.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Lady Mary Shushes You</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24909-1375893653-26.gif</image:loc><image:caption>Lady Mary Shushes You</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-11T20:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/08/01/in-west-philadelphia-born-and-raised-weight-watchers-philly-cheesesteaks-baked-sweet-potato-chips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cheeps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheeps</image:title><image:caption>One sweet potato yielded 4 baking trays of chips. And I didn't even use the whole thing. WHO KNEW!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/food-and-thumbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Food and Thumbs</image:title><image:caption>Philly cheesesteaks, bakes sweet potato chips and Evan's thumb holding up the plate to give me better lighting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/happy-evan.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>HAPPY EVAN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sad-evan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>=</image:title><image:caption>Sad Evan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-04T01:57:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/07/25/oohhhh-brexico-baked-ranchero-eggs-with-blistered-jack-cheese-brunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Fire Island Sunset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Brexico!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/popcorn-vacherin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Popcorn Vacherin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rabbit-with-chicken-skin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rabbit with Chicken Skin</image:title><image:caption>Stupid good. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/i-dont-remember.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I don't remember</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T22:43:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/07/10/you-put-the-lime-in-the-coconut-coconut-lime-pork-tacos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tacos!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rowlf-piano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How I See Myself</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/the-muppets-animal.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>How Others See Me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>How I See Myself</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T22:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/06/29/mi-viaje-a-barcelona-part-3-market-cuina-fresca-and-being-a-douchebag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Market Cuina Fresca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Credit: Me</image:title><image:caption>This was dessert: Cheese, quince, pear. AMAZING. 
The photography? Awful. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6353.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6353</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6335</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salmon with Carrot Puree and Beets</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Director Jonathan Barber </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T17:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/06/20/and-on-the-15th-day-i-moved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6488.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seriously.</image:title><image:caption>Although, to be fair, it didn't usually have other racks in it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6501</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6520</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6518.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6518</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6517.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6517</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6516.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6516</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T02:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/06/13/mi-viaje-a-barcelona-part-2-patatas-bravas-every-damn-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-13-at-2-02-04-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Patatas Bravas</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. And this isn't even all of them. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T00:51:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/06/09/mi-viaje-a-barcelona-a-carbtastrophe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinner</image:title><image:caption>Roast salmon, tomato and watermelon salad and pan con tomate. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica Rabbit &amp; Woody Woodpecker</image:title><image:caption>What? But...ok.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_6287.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sitges</image:title><image:caption>Sigh. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-09T15:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/05/20/in-search-of-my-collarbone-roast-salmon-and-southeast-asian-heirloom-tomato-and-cucumber-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finished</image:title><image:caption>The highest compliment I got about the salad is that "it looked like the picture." Boom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All of the stuff</image:title><image:caption>Except the garlic. I forgot the garlic for the picture. What an ass. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T12:36:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/05/06/are-gringos-falling-from-the-sky-zesty-taco-salad-for-cinco-de-mayo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salad</image:title><image:caption>Zestastic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rubes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubes and Evan</image:title><image:caption>Rubes gave no fucks about the movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/margarita.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Margarita</image:title><image:caption>Ok, it wasn't fancy, but the Gladware was extremely effective for margarita making.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T12:14:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/02/17/i-put-my-hand-upon-your-hip-weeks-later-super-bowl-dips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo4a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo4a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo3a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo3a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo2a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo2a</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-06T02:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/05/04/im-back-baby/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-06T00:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/04/14/on-the-road-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-32572-1365021440-11.gif</image:loc><image:title>Homer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T23:19:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/04/04/happy-easter-southern-recipes-for-4-days-ago-or-361-days-from-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/meal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter Sunday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_lpvyf8nm5y1qemtx8o1_5001.gif</image:loc><image:caption>You knew it was coming. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/egg-dyeing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egg Dyeing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_lpvyf8nm5y1qemtx8o1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>HAM!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/green-beans-before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green Beans Before</image:title><image:caption>Mmhmm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T12:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/03/18/the-luck-of-the-irish-or-how-i-made-barbecue-on-st-pattys-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bake-me-seymour2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bake Me Seymour</image:title><image:caption>Cake? Or Murderous Plant from Little Shop of Horrors?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_m0pkj05gol1qlpygfo2_r1_250.gif</image:loc><image:title>Tom Branson</image:title><image:caption>He's dreamy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/glaze-me-seymour1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glaze Me Seymour</image:title><image:caption>Finished Cake? Or glazed murderous plant from Little Shop of Horrors?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bake-me-seymour1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bake Me Seymour</image:title><image:caption>Cake? Or Murderous Plant from Little Shop of Horrors?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cool-me-seymour1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cool Me Seymour</image:title><image:caption>Cake? Or Murderous Plant from Little Shop of Horrors?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ingredients1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ingredients</image:title><image:caption>B.W., Before Whisking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/add-oil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Add Oil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ingredients.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ingredients</image:title><image:caption>Whisk it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bake-me-seymour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bake Me Seymour</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cool-me-seymour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cool Me Seymour</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-01T13:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/03/10/you-watch-your-phraseology/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-10T20:23:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/12/24/i-love-smiling-smilings-my-favorite-an-elf-dinner-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4493</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4492.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4492</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4482.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4482</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4563.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4563</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4436.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4436</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4495.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4495</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-04T12:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/02/19/tuesday-night-breadventure-and-brinner/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-12T08:36:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/02/04/marias-shampoo-ribs-phoebes-fries-and-skinny-cole-slaw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/plate-of-ribs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plate of Ribs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ev</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/whole-shebang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whole Shebang</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/floor-ribs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Floor Ribs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/after-fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>After Fries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/baked-tofu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baked Tofu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/before-fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Before Fries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sauce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sauce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mariaanddave79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MariaandDave79</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-10T21:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/01/19/i-ate-a-kangaroo-what-did-you-have-for-dinner/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-10T21:16:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/01/07/how-to-open-a-pomegranate-a-guide/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-10T21:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2013/01/02/navy-bean-soup-jowl-what-now/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T23:42:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/12/22/a-christmas-switcheroo/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-22T16:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/12/17/blondies-part-deux-failure-is-best-served-hot-again-twice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blondies. UGH.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-17T20:49:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/12/05/undeniable-failure-brown-butter-blondies-for-work-bake-sale/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-06T17:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/28/thanksgiving-recap-sweet-potato-casserole-with-coconut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4202.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boom. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mashed with a whisk.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delicious Topping</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4198.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Potatoes in water.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_41972.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4197</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T03:48:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/26/thanksgiving-recap-gingerbread-cupcakes-with-orange-icing/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-27T04:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/25/thanksgiving-recap-i-did-it-burned-bruised-broken-but-i-did-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-25T15:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/17/update-thanksgiving-cant-hardly-wait-to-start/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-21T04:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/20/ok-i-think-ive-got-a-plan-commence-throwing-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20121120-232308.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121120-232308.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T04:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/14/zomg-finally-a-soup-for-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T00:57:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/12/creamy-butternut-squash-soup-do-you-need-all-10-fingers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uh. Yeah. Girl. Soup. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boatmotoring the soup </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweat it out </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squash, Cubed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squash Fingers! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squash, Half Peeled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squash, With Guts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_40401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squash, Sans Ends </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_4040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squash, Sans Ends</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T19:50:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/04/grilled-pork-chops-peas-and-bacon-with-guilt-and-confusion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finished product</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubbed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooped and Cut.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marinating</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marinade </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T14:46:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/11/02/the-one-where-im-in-charge-of-thanksgiving-dinner/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-02T19:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/2012/10/29/carolines-soupclub-challenge-mexican-chicken-soup-for-them-poor-college-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://myfakefoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_3954.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soup. 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